Applying US VISA

When you're applying for a US Visa.
follow the simple steps. and you bet they'll grant u the green card as well.

1. Entering Embassy
When passing through the security check at the front gate, hide a bomb underneath ur armpit, when they sense it, u take it out, pass to them, run, duck, and kabom, you're in the embassy.

2. In the Embassy
Find any OLD terds that walk with YOUNG boy/girl, hook on to the boy/girl, your chances of joining the diplomat family is HIGH.

3. During the Interview
Talk about the George W. Bush, talk about 9/11, talk about Al-Qaeda. They(interviewers) love stories.

4. If they reject ur application and return ur Passport.
Tear the passport into two, laugh like twat, and stab the interviewer (hint: to gain access to the interviewer, hit the glass in btw u and him/her with the pen they gave you, or scratch, do like how Flash did to cut the glass window open)

5. If they accept ur application and took ur Passport
Ask for the passport, if they refused, cry.

6. Use the toilet. Last chance to bump into counsel/diplomat's son/daughter.

7. Get out of the embassy. and wait for your green card :)

Have a nice day

Disclaimer: This is solely a random, lame, just-for-laugh(if it does to u) post. TQ.

DO NOT ATTEMPT ANY OF THE STUNTS MENTIONED ABOVE!