Gibberish 101

Of Kuala Lumpur and Nottingham

2008-10-11T10:47:00.001-07:00

Nottingham Malaysia, located right in the outskirt of Kuala Lumpur, it's full of mud
Kuala Lumpur, capital of Malaysia, also, full of mud
Putrajaya, center administration of Malaysia, full of shit. Need i say more?
Everything bores me. Of course, except the food.
Joseph's mom been treating us Crystal Jade, Dragon-i, Kluang Station, ow..and Nando's!
and I dah jelak eating these. omfg. for once, I want Mc Donalds. cheap and satisfying. :D
ok, i'm just bored. KL really bores me, same for Damansara. (imagine going to KL for 5 times in 2 weeks time. omfggg)

I need to go somewhere else!

Won't Stop

2008-10-06T23:01:00.000-07:00

Now i stared at you
From across the room
Until both my eyes were faded
I was in a rush
I was out of luck
Now I'm so glad that I waited
Well you were almost there
Almost mine...yeah
They say love ain't fair
But I'm doing fine...

And i swear it's you
I swear you
I swear it's you that it waited for
I swear it's you
I swear its
I swear it's you that my heart beats for
I swear it's you
I swear it's you
I swear it's you that I've waited for
I swear it's you
I swear it's you
I swear it's you that my heart beats for
And it ain't gonna stop
It just won't stop

Stop it

2008-10-06T12:22:00.000-07:00

stop it
please

it's not funny
i'm serious

stop it
i'll do whatever it takes
to stop you

my heart wont fall for another trap
so, fuck off. period.

Of Coke and something else

2008-10-06T03:38:00.000-07:00

sipping Coke while smoking excites me, somehow
writing blog starts to become routine
like taking a dump

the view outside looks tranquil
of sudden i feel like setting up a bomb
but i realise sourcing from internet doesnt help
so i gave up on tht thought, for now..

but seriously,
the view is so serene, that find myself turning into a monk
but no, i still got my hair.

sigh,
Lifehouse just had their gig in Singapore
and I missed it, because there's no hot chick in the group la wtf.
I just like listening to their songs aight?

3 lectures are cancelled tomorrow
I got 6 days off till next monday! and nothing to do!
cause everyone else's having classes. cis.

i need to do something productive.
away from cleaning my crotch again and again :D
away from counting the pennies i have
away from counting the keytabs on my keyboard
away from stalking people on facebook
away from msn
away from internet
away from campus
away from boredom.
away from work

suggestions. anyone?

Of Religion and Life

2008-10-04T05:04:00.000-07:00

People always talk about civilisation, human nature, cultures, language, politics, economics, and of course, religions. But religion is always something different from all other things. Well, I'm always having contradicting thoughts on the question "What is God?". Actually, it's more towards 'what God is to me', rather than what is God in general, or what present religious institutions say about God. Of course, I've been listening to people talking about their loyalty to the only and ultimate God at all times, but i never heard people talking about God as if God is the creation of human and not the other way round. It's seems daunting to question even the nature of God. The question of What it is, who he/she is, where, when, how...... never questioned. Of course, there is the Atheist, but Atheist are just against such beliefs.

I'm on the other hand, still open to ...well literally everything. I'm just a soul seeking for answers in this universe. I'd like to see the term God as something created by human itself and that God is also something existing beyond human, and everything else in this universe.

Life is simple, you choose to believe in God, and you go to heaven. Otherwise, you go down. But how true is the truth that lies upon us? What's the reality and what's not. There is always a reason for everything but there lies no answers to everything. I used to have a friend who told me that he chose to believe in God because he rather not go to Hell in his after-life. He believe that if there is no God, then it's fine, he's got nothing to lose even if he believed in God. He's 'preparing' himself for the uncertainty. Deep down I thought, "right, u gotta be kidding me, seriously?" But after second thought, i think he's right in one sense. But i'm still confused. In terms of why would i want to think about all these when i have my whole life spread upon me and it's up to me to live my life. (sound Atheist? not really) At the same time, I realised that, i'm just being ignorant, about the future.

Uncertainties and questions that are not answered rules the universe. Here i am telling him that i'm looking for an answer in this world, that i shall live my life the way i like it without fear to God and just live in the present without fear of the future uncertainties. But, honestly, I'm terrified. Is it human nature? God knows.

So when talking about life, people tend to relate life to religion, in terms of the way they 'should be' living to praise God. I personally respect that a lot, because at least they have a motivation, a belief.

People always, perceive religion as if it's some 'thing'. You always get people saying, look at them Christians, ask for forgiveness but keep committing crimes, oh there goes World Trade Center, these Muslims scums. Did they ever realise that Christianity, Buddhism, Islam and other religions are RELIGIONS and not Christians, Muslims, Buddhist. Perceiving religions based on the worshippers are just wrong. Humans, i say, always act on animal instinct, and judging religions based on human natures, is just finger pointing. There's always looking out for something to be blamed for what human did.

Sigh, i wonder if you understand what i'm trying to say so far. My whole point is, the differences between civilisation, human nature, cultures, language, politics, economics, and of religions. Are they of very much different? or religion is purely, something beyond human nature?

So. what say you?

Creation of God or Creation of Human?

Think twice before you choose

Mind you, choosing the former, you are actually on the latter
Choosing the latter, you're actually on the former.

Kalau nak cantik, makan apple dan zapple :))))

2008-10-03T11:37:00.000-07:00

back to Malaysia,
hating the hot and humid weather,
hating the rude people,
lovin' the food
love drivin' my car again
new apartment
boring final year

missing Ohio's rain
not missing CP (it was great after all, i think) :)))

been thinking a lot
and waiting.
for nothing (i guess)
facebook starts to bore me

already planning for next summer
should get a job this year
been catching up with everyone
and losing touch with someone(yes, you)

i wish i'm there and not here.
oh dear mighty God
make me a Ironman Limited Edition suit.
I wanna join counter-terrorist

went for Eagle Eye, Shia Labeouf's same acting bores me
and Painted Skin the same day, Chinese movie productions need Jackie Chan
two movies in 4 hours.
exhausted.

sigh.
life's exhausting.
and i'm bored with everything.
somebody pls. excites me.

Irony

2008-10-03T11:32:00.000-07:00

Life is boring, without the right person.
Tasteless, without the right smell.
Motionless, without the right chemistry.

We're always on the run, aimlessly aiming for the only one.
And in the end, someone will stumble and fall.
And we laugh to ourselves,
Thinking how stupid we are to believe and wait.

To believe in,
the laughters one shared?
the agitation behind the intimacy?
the moments one brush each others' hair?
and the dubious truths one whispered to another?
Oh, how easily innocence turned sorrow.

It's always the only one.
But the truth is, nobody knows.
And everyone just wait.
Waiting for something that never comes,
In the end, there's nothing left but rubble.

Though life goes on, where
our steps aren't playing the same rhythm anymore,
our eyes aren't seeking for the same direction anymore,
our minds may moved on.
But what's left behind, never will be forgotten.

Without you,
coffee may not smell like it used to be;
cigarette may not taste serene anymore;
the noise of the crowd may filled only with loneliness,

But life goes on.
Even if it lost its reason.

But life goes on......
Ironic, dont you think?

NottingButArse Season 1 Episode 1

2008-04-16T05:37:00.000-07:00

Below are some of the latest 'drama' that go around my academic institution.

Started off with a marketing stunt by our oh-so-determined shareholding company Boustedo. By the way, Affino Bank sux, it does, and Boustedo, is one of the major shareholders of Univ of NottingButAss Malaysia Campus, which by the way, is the ONLY FREAKIN reason why there are so many Malay(useless and redundant-no offense to others Malays as my claims are of not generalisation but rather specific to certain individuals) employees in the freakin BUREAUCRACTIC system we have in UNMC.
(note the word Bureaucratic? you may thought, 'what? in a UK institution?', oh yesh, they are. oh btw, in case you didnt realise/not part of UNMC, UNMC is not EXACTLY a UK institution, it's a freakin franchise!!! check this, and this, and this!)

Wookay, back to our marketing stunt by our desperate shareholding company of UNMC.

"Affino Bank will be having a promotion booth on Friday (18/4) at the Student Association Building Ground Floor (next to the entrance of the cafeteria), from 9.30am – 5pm. If there is good response from the staff members and students, they will have another promotion day on Monday (21/4). Below are further information on the products and services Affino Bank will be promoting."

By- Gerard Whoever Francis (our university Student Association Manager, which btw, is a redundant personnel we have in the SA)

"Why do we only get companies like this and others such as the travel agency, the curve and the mobile phone shop which are linked with the half-past six (in my personal opinion) GLC Bousteado?

Why dont we get proper world class organisations like my former employer BAT, who have helped us with Career days and HSBC who are about to help us with a major joint marketing effort."

By- Jim Green (whom I find, the only daring, sincere, and sane individual among all of the others who are either blindfolded or chose to be blind in this friggin NottingButAss Malaysia system)

Ho ho ho, so true, and guess what happened next? Someone, well, obviously someone who's FOR such a shitey system and AGAINST(or attempt to hide) controversial statements and free public speaking in the univ, TRYING to cover up the story and guess what, asking us(well, i hope there are 'us' in this case as i really hope there are some sane people around who actually see what's going on!) to ignore the facts and to take lies and all these typical-Malaysian stunts as if they are the rightful truth? Oh, you're wrong you son of a bxtch.(or sons of B), cos i'm not some of your stupid muruMARA-supported piece shits, and damn I'm not one of the sons/daughters of corrupt asswipes of the Government.

sory, i was kinda carried away, okay. so here's what the so-called Dean has to say:

"Dear all,
You may have noted two e-mails sent earlier today with the above text in the subject line. The first message detailed an upcoming promotion of financial products which could be of interest to you; the second was sent in error and is best deleted. We regret the distribution of the second e-mail and have closed the e-mail account used for sending it.
Sincerely,
(Prof) Eduard JumboJimbo. Bomhoffhoff
Dean Faculty of Social Sciences and Education for being stupid "

Hm.. well, I find this evident bi-polarism(for righteous vs for being-blind) within our institution mind-blowing, people fighting over what they want and politicking for what their interests. My advice? If you wanna get a REAL education, or at least, a UK education, this Franchise, Malaysian Campus, or whatever you want to call it, isnt the one you'd want to go for. There are reasons as to why such controversial isssues and lecturers getting out of hand these days, 'cause some sane people are not letting themselves going insane from this shitey institution they claim "Integral part of the UK campus" "World top 70 university" "No. 6 Top UK Business School" "No.1 Pharmacy". I tell you, do not, i repeat, do not, be fooled by all these Malaysian marketing crap. If you're still in doubt, for a start, ponder upon the issues revolving arnd the OWNER of NottingButAsss university in Malaysia and who are the MANAGEMENT of this institution. Doesn't it gets you thinking for once, and ask, how is a Malaysian-owned institution be 'integral' part of UK institution?

Hm. well, this is Malaysia, Malaysia always has its way of making sure its hands are clean after feasting on 'every meal'.

Milt, out

Applying US VISA

2008-04-10T07:32:00.000-07:00

When you're applying for a US Visa.
follow the simple steps. and you bet they'll grant u the green card as well.

1. Entering Embassy
When passing through the security check at the front gate, hide a bomb underneath ur armpit, when they sense it, u take it out, pass to them, run, duck, and kabom, you're in the embassy.

2. In the Embassy
Find any OLD terds that walk with YOUNG boy/girl, hook on to the boy/girl, your chances of joining the diplomat family is HIGH.

3. During the Interview
Talk about the George W. Bush, talk about 9/11, talk about Al-Qaeda. They(interviewers) love stories.

4. If they reject ur application and return ur Passport.
Tear the passport into two, laugh like twat, and stab the interviewer (hint: to gain access to the interviewer, hit the glass in btw u and him/her with the pen they gave you, or scratch, do like how Flash did to cut the glass window open)

5. If they accept ur application and took ur Passport
Ask for the passport, if they refused, cry.

6. Use the toilet. Last chance to bump into counsel/diplomat's son/daughter.

7. Get out of the embassy. and wait for your green card :)

Have a nice day

Disclaimer: This is solely a random, lame, just-for-laugh(if it does to u) post. TQ.

DO NOT ATTEMPT ANY OF THE STUNTS MENTIONED ABOVE!

playlist

2008-04-10T00:08:00.000-07:00

Sleep- The Dandy Warhols

yesh

2008-04-09T05:10:00.000-07:00

another 3 points for Trulli and Toyota...brilliant :)

thoughts

2008-04-08T01:45:00.000-07:00

"I say that civilization is an illusion, a game of pretend. What is real is the fact that we are still animals, driven by primal instincts."

"To be honest, when someone starts talking to me about the truth, what I hear is what they're telling me about themselves more than what they're saying about the world."

"Perhaps this is true, perhaps being a Russian in this country is a kind of pathology. So what do you think, can you help me? Can you give me a pill? To make me see the world the way you Americans see the world. Can a pill help me understand Iraq, or Dafur, or even New Orleans?

"All I am saying is that civilization crumbles whenever we need it most. In the right situation, we are all capable of the most terrible crimes. To imagine a world where this was not so, where every crisis did not result in new atrocities, where every newspaper is not full of war and violence. Well, this is to imagine a world where human beings cease to be human.

"While I'll give you that we still retain some basic animal instincts, you have to admit we're not the same animal we were a few thousand years ago. Read Piaget, Kohlberg or Maslow, Graves, Wilber, and you'll see that we're still evolving. Our consciousness is changing. Five hundred years ago, postmodern feminists didn't exist yet one sits right beside you today. And while that fact may not undo all of the terrible things that have been done in this world, at least it gives me reason to believe that one day, things may be different.

Quotes from The Invasion

I'd rather be less positive about the contention that one day, things will be 'better'. That's just a sinner talking about things they've done that can't be undone. I just dont see the poissibility for mankind to engulf in behaviours and events non other greed, selfishness, control, superficiality and catastrophe. We're, after all... Humans. In a contemporary world, what happens when people charged with protecting the public are the ones to be changed? Look no further than the governments, politics and religions. Do we ever seek the truth for the justification to what have been done? No, when the governments, religions, news, scientists said so, you take it as given, as if the world's gonna be a better place for living. Ever contemplate upon why is there still war when famish is no longer an outbreak but an endemic? Somehow, I hope humans could be more...'humane'..but as mentioned, that would mean to imagine a world where human beings cease to be human. What a paradox.

random

2008-03-27T10:52:00.000-07:00

i dont get it.
i just dont get it.
really, i dont get it...
i need to understand...
but i hope i'll never do...
and just forget abt it...
cos it's just friggin annoying thinking about it...
it's just is annoying. heck, i need air.

ignorance is bliss. tht's a fact.

out.

HORROR

2008-03-26T04:07:00.000-07:00

Was heading to lecture, in a rush, after all the visa bullshit.

and there I was, at the junction, as I turn. BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!

A motorcycle with two passengers(a father and a kid) just bashed thru my side door and mirror.

Dont ask me how that happened. I wasnt thinking straight today.

Thank GOD the kid was okay, tho he had difficulty standing firm initially.
Thank GOD the father's a good guy, tho he scolded at me after the crash and apologised afterwards. I was at fault after all. sigh.

this just isnt my day...a horrifying one.

Again, thank God after all the X-rays and etc...the kid's okay...THANK GOD.

sigh..
sigh.....
sigh........

Trulli made it again

2008-03-23T05:15:00.000-07:00

tho it's not the top 3

BUT TRULLI MANAGED 4TH IN MALAYSIAN F1GP! WOOOHOOO!

tht means the first 5 points for Toyota and Trulli for the season!!

u may hate me for this, i dont give a shxt.
Kimi CHEATED through. yes he did. period.
Kubica and Kovalainen were just LUCKY. booooo.

More info.
www.f1racing.net

out.

I find

2008-03-22T08:36:00.000-07:00

I find shopping in KLCC boring as hell...not 'cause i got no monies (to buy what i intended to buy), but the fact that stuffs in KLCC are just HELL BORING.

I find Starbucks KLCC sux, stoink, shitey.

I find Braun Buffel, interesting.

I find there's not much of hot chicks arnd KLCC (i figure they left to One U? Gardens? Pavillion?)

I find no K Swiss arnd anywhere.....anyone?

I find Milwaukee Steakhouse(Balakong) serve terrific food. (www.milwaukee.com.my)

and.

I find myself being lost.

Random

2008-03-22T03:30:00.000-07:00

something to ponder upon...

people tends to be around during the good times but not during the bad times. dont ask why, you have the answer.

people need each other, but some people tend to use each other. instrumental instinct. period

superficial attributes are inevitable in day to day interactions. oh yeah, they do exist.

humans. hmm....scary. they freaks me more than horror flicks do. really.

OUT.

some stupid shit...

2008-03-22T02:58:00.000-07:00

Real name: FOO JUNG FU

Nickname: AH FOO

Married: NEVER WILL

Male/Female: MALE

High school: Sabah Chinese High

College: UNMC

Short or long hair: ugh.

Are u a health freak: oh yeah

Height: bluek....

Do u have a crush on someone?: Eh..eh...

Do u like yourself: Very much

Piercings: never

Righty or lefty: both.

First....

Surgery: None,so far. i hope to keep it that way

Piercing: .

Person u see in the morning: so shite...

Award: A lot.. LOL

Sport u join: squash

Pet: all dead

Vacation: Langkawi

Concert: crap

First crush: booo

Currently...

Eating: air

Drinking: saliva

I'm about to: sleep(i just got back okay!?)

Your future...

Want kids: if i dont have to change the diapers :)

Want to get married: NO

Careers in mind: leader

Which is better?

Lips or eyes?: huh?

Hugs or kisses: huh?

Shorter or taller?: taller

Romantic or spontaneous: neither

Sensitive or loud: hmm....

Troublemaker or hesitant?: hmmm...

Have u ever....

Kissed a stranger?: yesh.. yesh!!!!

Drank bubbles: huh?

lost glasses/contacts: no

Ran away frm home: No

liked someone younger: yes

liked someone older: yes

Broke someone's heart: i think so...hm....

Been arrested: No

Cried when someone died: No

Do u believe in...

Yourself?: yeah

Miracles: no

Heaven: probably

Santa Claus: no i dont, he never delivers my Pontiac, i hope he dies

Magic: CRAP, magic=crap

Angels: woo hoo...NOO

Answer truthfully..

Is there someone u want to be with right now?: of course, but,well,it's complicated u know.

Do u believe in God?: depends on ur definition of God.

Short note:

2008-03-16T15:55:00.000-07:00

Do spend some time reading this blog as it reveals most of the truths that are secluded from us, all of us....

Baghdad Burning

-yawn-

i spent the last 2 hours reading this blog, and i say it's worth reading.

out
6.59am

Woah!

2008-03-16T11:53:00.000-07:00

2000 words

Speed test

okayyyy....it was 60 wpm....

OMFG

2008-03-16T07:54:00.000-07:00

Shite.............

retired after only 20 laps. sob....
Jarno Trulli. You did well. You'll do better in M'sia GP.

So, Hamilton won the Australian GP. again.
Get him into Force India or Super Aguri and we'll see if he deserves the winnings.
pffffff. tht's just me being daft.

Toyota sux, so generally, the Japs sux.

for full report checkout F1 Racing

out

Of bugs and even more random shitezzzz!

2008-03-16T06:48:00.000-07:00

Ed has problems dealing with the bugs that kept his program(some shite he designed i figure) from order.
So i said: " Use Ridsect."
He didn't really take my words seriously.
I wonder why.

Owh, got something to share here.

Close to you by Maxi Priest. You may not know the name but you sure did hear him sing before.

Btw,
whoever's reading this.
If you have ever been to or know SOMETHING about these places, buzz me, i need to know more about them. as in, what's great,wht's nice, spots, and all that. :)

Washington D.C.
Atlanta
Chicago
Orlando
New York City

Out.

of teppanyaki and lotssaaa SHITE!

2008-03-14T01:32:00.000-07:00

it's decided.
korean teppanyaki + movies tonight.
can't wait to stuff meself with looootsa shite!

on another note.

YOU(yes you) should try listening to this,

huuu ahhh! i think...i'm stoned....

adious

Of condoms and rubbers

2008-03-13T10:56:00.000-07:00

Q: What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
A: Both capture the moment.

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One is a Goodyear and the other is a bloody good year.

Shite. I did warn you din't I?

Rational Reasoning

2008-03-13T09:20:00.000-07:00

Deductive/inductive Reasoning

A is B
B is C
Therefore A is C.

Whad. the. HECK?

I say,
A is B
B is C
therefore A is BC

no, A is ABC.
no, A is C.
no, A is A.
no, A is apple!
no, A is arse.
no, A is first
wait a min... A is......Eiffel Tower! no?

again. whad the heck?

what is right, what is not? who to decide?

Go figure.

Below are some illustrations that you might have seen. but after seeing all these. i say.

WHY NOT.

the.debut

2008-03-13T04:58:00.000-07:00

long story short.

this ain't some blog for personal ranting or stories.

but a rather informative and thought-provoking site for the general audience.

be open, and constructive comments are most welcomed.

do.not read this blog

if you are weak-hearted, overly-defensive, and are not-in-the-mood-for-no-shit

because why?

this site is full of shit. yep. and admit it. people read shit. all the time.

enjoy.

out